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(aka - in my weird mind, at least - ”Daddoo’s Brews”)

For those of you who don’t know, I got much of my early beer love and knowledge from my Dad, whom I homebrew* with whenever the occasion allows.** Today I’m regaling you with descriptions of beer that you can only have if you’re lucky enough to score an invite to a dinner/party/viewing of made-for-tv SyFy Original movies.***

I’m beginning with the Brown Ale, being that it’s one of the most frequently brewed beers here. I’m pretty sure the Brown Ale tap will always be just that – we go through enough of it that I have a hard time picturing putting something else there. It’s an easy brew , but it’s good, and it’s because of this beer that I get pissy when breweries make inferior, tasteless browns. Made well, they’re awesome.

The Brown Ale (named “What Can Brown Do For You” on the taphandle) has a malty nose of nutty caramel and brown bread with hints of citrus running through it. Nice and slightly fall-like.

Drinking it, it begins with a hint of sweetness before filling up with a rounded, toasty malt flavor that’s backed with enough hops to create a nicely sharp bite on the tongue. There’s also a hint of fruit – a touch of apple and a touch of citrus (mostly grapefruit). It’s medium-bodied with a fantastic carbonation level that leaves a bit of foamy head during the entire pint.

The other beer that’s I’m reviewing is one I pretty much begged for: a Bourbon Barrel Porter. It is (as it should be) pitch, pitch black:

Scent-wise, this beer is dark chocolate, toasted malts, bourbon and a hint of wood. The bourbon intensifies the scent of the others at least as much as it shows up as a distinct note of its own.

Taste-wise, the bourbon-soaked wood gives it a marvelously smoky note, the type of flavor that means it’s an awesomesauce beer for any and all things that have been in contact with the grill (like, you know, the burgers we’re about to throw on). Beyond the smoky note, there’s a lot of really toasty malt, some hints of chocolate, a touch of vanilla, and a nicely clove-y spicysweet woodsy flavor. The beer has a smooth mouthfeel and a nice, heavy body. It’s one of my favorites, and I suspect it’ll be absolutely perfect when fall weather hits.****

This beer was fun because it was the standard brewing process until it wasn’t anymore: at some point during the conditioning period, we soaked a bunch of woodchips in Makers Mark and then added said woodchips to the beer. It isn’t exactly the same as aging it in a real bourbon barrel, but it worked pretty well and didn’t require us making phone calls to a bunch of whiskey stills begging for their leftovers.

So, Daddoo, thanks for being awesome, and thanks for brewing awesome beer. Love you!

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*by “homebrew,” I mean “Dad does the majority of the cleaning and stirring and watching of the clock while I chatter, drink homebrew from batches past and obsessively sniff the hops.”
**by which I mean “whenever one of the kegs is empty.” My parents’ basement features four taps of homebrew. We brew whenever we manage to kick something.
***I also got my love of bad Sci-Fi and half of my general nerdiness from my Dad.
****Fall is my favorite season bar none. I’m not particularly a fan of the heat, so much so that I’m pretty much ready for Autumn already.

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Always a happy thing on Wednesday hophead night at Barleys – a flute of Double IPA:

Seriously, stop writing and start talking before I find a more interesting table.

Happy for me, anyway – Tony wanted nothing more than for me to stop reviewing and get on with drinking and chatting. Further proof that I am the world’s worst person to drink with for five minutes of every beer.

Basic Info:
Name:
471 IPA
Origin: Breckenridge Brewery, Breckenridge, CO
Style: Double/Imperial IPA
ABV: 9.2%
IBU: 70
I drank this: on tap at Barleys, Overland Park

The 471 has a sweet, malty nose with loads of grapefruit-scented hops shot through with hints of caramel. It’s a much sweeter, maltier scent than I’m used to with Imperial IPAs - they’re often so hoppy that the hops are the entirety of the scent – this beer really does a nice job of letting the malts into the nose.

Drinking it, the first flavors are strong hints of butterscotch and toffee, sweet and smooth and sugary. After that, the citrusy hops pile in, loads and loads of sweet oranges and red and pink grapefruit. The flavor profile tends heavy towards the sweeter citrus fruits. There are also some  hints of white and yellow florals - the mental picture I got was for some reason of those tiny little flowers that tend to grow as weeds in peoples’ lawns and which, when I was five or so, I enjoyed eating. The floral note in the beer adds a hint of a soft note to the beer, helping to smoothe out the hefty mouthfeel.

Overall, this is the beer equivalent of drinking candied citrus peel. It’s quite possibly the sweetest beer I’ve ever had didn’t involve a Belgian yeast strain or some kind of fruit – not overwhelmingly or cloyingly sweet, but definitely sweeter than drier. I liked it – it was a happy hop bomb for a Wednesday evening in June.

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My brother, upon tasting a Muscato for the first time:
“I think that’s almost too sweet, and I drank Mountain Dew almost exclusively for years.”

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Please note: I’m in the throes of a new job which is fun and awesome and exhausting and possessed of many new things which I must needs learn. Upshot: I haven’t had much time to flop at my computer to relax, much less to scribble for you people. However, I had this beer on Wednesday,* and it is awesome, and I thought y’all should know about it:

Basic Info:
Name:
Summer Lager
Origin: Schlafly, St. Louis, MO
Style: Helles-Style Lager**
ABV: 4.5%
IBU: 17
I drank this: on tap at Old Chicago, Olathe

good way to reward myself for breaking into my car

My first reaction to this beer was honestly that it reminded me of a Grüner-Veltliner (pretty much the signature white wine of Austria) – very dry, touch of minerality, nice lemon hit. So I feel like a combination giant dork/total wine snot for saying it, but if you can picture the beer version of a Grüner-Veltliner, then you know exactly what this beer is like.

For those of you for whom that explanation doesn’t help, here’s some actual detail. It’s got a very light scent, mostly of honey and biscuits and a touch of lemon. There’s a bite of hops on the tongue – they go lemony after a moment and get sharper the longer they’re allowed to hang out – combined with a load of pale malts and a distinct, slightly rocky flavor that was what reminded me of the wine I mentioned. All of this comes in a light, foamy mouthfeel. It’s one of those beers that I could easily throw back while grilling on the porch in this ridiculously humid heat we’ve been having.

Lagers, especially super-light lagers, are usually the bane of my existence in the beer world. I honestly thought that, being from Schlafly, this beer might not suck, but I wasn’t expecting to actually like it. I really do, though. It’s bright and foamy but flavorful as well, thus proving that any beer that happens to *look* like a Budweiser need not *taste* like one as well.

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*The beer was necessitated by a long (if productive) day wherein (during a particularly unproductive moment) I managed to lock my keys in my car. I managed to break into my car using a combination of a slightly open window, a plastic knife I found on the parking lot next to my car, and the fact that I am possessed of tiny wrists. I then called Tony and demanded he tell me I was a goddamned genius because I was feeling rather like one at the time.
**A Helles-style lager is the Bavarian answer to the Czech pilsener. It’s like a pilsener with a more balanced hop/malt profile. The name means some version or other of “bright.” This particular version is nearly glowing yellow.

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